Awesome Party Squad: Episode 1 ("The Trouble in Belmar") r-r-r-r-r-r-re-re-cap

Dear bro,

Yo, B! I told you about the Awesome Party Squad, right? Yeah, well we headed down to Cabo San Lucas to check out my boy PJ's Jimmy Buffet beach party and let me tell you, it was bro-radical! There's nothing like kicking it with some fellow parrotheads, drinking a few margaritas, and bro-ing out. It's true that Lil Ronnie got into it with some guy from Detroit over who got to carry the rufies and yeah, I totally scored with your cousin (sorry brosepf, I gots needs), but it was truly one of the most bro-dacious moments in my life (which has been pretty damn rockin' so far). Dude, when we busted out the giant beer bong I was literally shitting my pants (sic: literal, proper def not a synonym for figurativ- oh wait, that's gross!).

Yeah I know I'm not in the pics, but that's cause I was bro-ing down so hard I had to snap them beasts while the time was right, cause I'm a bro of action, you know? Anyway, when HB gets done sleeping it off, he's gonna send you the pics from last night (episode 2: If GG Allin Sang "Cheeseburger in Paradise").

Peace-a-later, gator masturbater!

(For more asinine, over-the-top action from the FM launch party, check my flickr, and stay tuned for episode 2!)